What Sucks & What Rocks in Malvern LUG Land
The opinions expressed here have been approved by a mirriad of small furry animals and an out of date carton of margarine which became entangled in the hare's specatcles in the same way newspaper gets entangled in the autumn barbed wired gorse bushes after a night of spiralling calm.
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| Sucks |
Rocks |
| Stupid intros (see above) |
Knowing they are stupid |
| Chairs |
Sophas |
| Pizza engineers |
Gourmet chefs |
| Chavved-up people carriers |
Canals |
| Potato wedgies performed by open sores fans |
Potato wedgies performed by trained professionals |
| Geoff not being there |
Geoff making jokes about stacks, even when he's not there. |
| CDs for 9p each |
DVDs for 9p each |
| Cras marketing opportunities (bandages next to knives) |
Ironic placement of stock (bins next to clearance items) |
| Droitwich and Malvern Link railway stations |
Any other railway station |
| .net |
Perl |
| Spice Cottage |
Paprika |
| Tom Cruise |
Jeff Wayne |
| Access |
Open Office Base |
| Watches (except Ian's speaking watch) |
Sundials |
| Paper clips holding lamp shades together |
Paper clips as backup devices |
| Low bit rate mp3s with big gaps between the tracks |
Gatefold vinyl |
| Carrier bags floating in canals |
Ducks masquerading as carrier bags floating in canals |
| Texting |
Free-form morse poetry in Danish |
| Free Wifi on channel 11 |
Free Wifi |
| amazon.com |
The Malvern LUG Book Pool |
| Inflatable sheep |
Inflatable penguins |
| Slant |
Slash |
| Page counters |
Google Analytics |
| Not knowing what you're talking about |
Not knowing what you're talking about |
| Wearing a kilt |
Wearing a kilt to a LUG meeting |
| The finest pudding in all Christendom |
The finest pudding in all Barnards Green |
| Fridges masquerading as network devices |
Network devices masquerading as fridges |
| Synchronised swimming |
Synchronised kilts |
